rnonferno:

i have limited ability to pick up on social cues so im sorry if you say i love you and i say thank you or if you ask me what time it is and i say hello or if you say a joke and i just smile at you im just very confused and trying my hardest

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

bxllv:

if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

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  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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