ejacutastic: gettin—it: Josh Peck’s vine is the best thing to happen to society in years. Holy shit
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING PRONOUNCE GIF
wafflesforstephanie: bringbacklianharper: the-lron-butt: babyminaj: My favorite Oscar of the night bitch please make room for the Grammys Tumblr was invented just for this pun. I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
“calm down, it’s just a spider”
my favorite flavor of cake is more
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
trying to talk to someone you really admire
u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”. we must fight for womens rights
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
when i have more than $10
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
DO NOT SCREAM DURING THE BANDS MOST EMOTIONAL HEARTWRENCHING ACOUSTIC SONG I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
so many cute boys in the world please jesus give me one just one
But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds
anotherdoctorwhofangirl: one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i...