Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
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i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
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Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.
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