Restless thoughts

Jul 19

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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radgoku:

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radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

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Jul 18

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

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Jul 17

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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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virginitity:

a true hero

virginitity:

a true hero

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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omgtsn:

have you ever been so mad you went to bed

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